If I could have any animal as a pet (assuming that climate, food, space, and disobedience were not issues), I would choose a snow leopard. Not only would it be my primary mode of transport, it would be my loyal guardian and adherent enforcer of accurate grammar and orthography. Should anyone say ‘youse’ in our presence, I would make no effort to prevent their bloodthirsty mauling.
Perhaps foolishly, I took my peers’ overwhelmingly positive feedback in good faith and went to see this film at the cinema. After doing so, I feel that it is my duty to dissuade others from doing the same. The following contains minor spoilers, but nothing more than can be inferred from the trailer, or guessed minutes before it happens whilst watching the film unfold.
“From my observations, I have gathered that Tumblr is nothing more than a competition to create the most ‘indie’ page possible, both in content and aesthetics. To give myself a head start, I am quoting myself as my first post.”—Jesse Morley